What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 00:14

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Loons and Moons

share office space ...

How are the brains of super geniuses (like Albert Einstein, Sir Isaac Newton, Elon Musk, James Clerk Maxwell & Donald Trump) different from the average person’s brain?

So, the docs changed it to read

Freaks and Cheeks

Catatonics & High Colonics

‘Borderlands 4’ Is Now My Most-Anticipated Game Of The Year - Forbes

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Another attempt resulted in ...

So they tried

Scientists delve into Hells Canyon cave to solve mystery of America's deepest gorge - Live Science

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Gemini is getting ready to replace Google Assistant on Android - The Verge

They put up a sign reading

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good

All you need to know about 2025 MLB Draft Combine - MLB.com

Everyone loved it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No go.

Atheists claim that Earth is 10 billion years old, yet there are no fossils that old. What do you have to say for yourselves for lying?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Then came..

Doctors Have Been Saying Sugar Is Bad – But They Missed This - SciTechDaily

No way

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good.

IBM Stock Gains As Tech Giant Offers Plan For Quantum Computing's 'Next Frontier' - Investor's Business Daily

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Minds and Behinds

Next, they tried...

Ray Dalio: ‘We should be afraid of the bond market’ - CNN

Hysterias & Posteriors

Just Forget it!

Nuts and Butts

N.J. doctors are using a party drug to send patients to ‘another planet.’ Yes, it’s legal. - NJ.com

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No, not a chance

What is the Gemini AI tool?

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones