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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 00:14

Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics
‘Borderlands 4’ Is Now My Most-Anticipated Game Of The Year - Forbes
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
Scientists delve into Hells Canyon cave to solve mystery of America's deepest gorge - Live Science
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Gemini is getting ready to replace Google Assistant on Android - The Verge
They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
All you need to know about 2025 MLB Draft Combine - MLB.com
Everyone loved it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Then came..
Doctors Have Been Saying Sugar Is Bad – But They Missed This - SciTechDaily
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
Ray Dalio: ‘We should be afraid of the bond market’ - CNN
Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!
Nuts and Butts
N.J. doctors are using a party drug to send patients to ‘another planet.’ Yes, it’s legal. - NJ.com
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
Unacceptable again!
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones